Irregular Dick


This just in…Vice President Dick Cheney has been hospitalized with something they’re calling an irregular heart condition. Which makes about as much sense as Scarlett Johansson being hospitalized for testicular torsion. Obviously, the Darth blew a capacitor or something. I’m sure they’ll have him up and shooting friends in the face in no time.

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