So I guess my question is, how wasted does one have to get to play this correctly:

VENTILATOR BLUES

Guitar 1 main riff
^
E————————
B————————
G——–0-0-X-3-X–0—0
D——–0-0-X-3-X–0-3-0
A——1—————–
E—3——————–

Optional Guitar 2 main riff
^
E———————————
B——————————–
G————–0—3—0——0–
D———-0—————3—–
A——1————————-
E—3—————————-

X = hit strings with right hand or heavy palm muting

^ = bend ½

Guitar 2 during chorus

Gm Bb F
Ain’t nobody slowing down no way
C (main riff) 2x
Everybody’s stepping on their accelerator
Gm Bb
Don’t matter where you are
F C
Everybody’s gonna need a ventilator

Main riff

Gm Bb F
Everybody walking ’round
C (main riff) 2x
Everybody trying to step on their Creator
Gm Bb F
Don’t matter where you are
(C)
Everybody, everybody gonna need

Guitar 1 Solo (coming soon)

Guitar 2 Main riff to end

Some kind of ventilator (randomly said to end)